wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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