also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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