That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Who died my cat blue again?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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