You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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