Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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