He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
