my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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