omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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