he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
