I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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