The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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