would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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