But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
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the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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