At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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