I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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