I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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