She said her name was "party"
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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