my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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