so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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