i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We had to coat check the pizza.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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