All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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