what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Randomize
