He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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