dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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