So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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