Who did Billy Mays play for?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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