The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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