i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
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