Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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