I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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