I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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