Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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