you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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