you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
