I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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