We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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