I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I need help removing her.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
is this the sara with the beer cane?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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