My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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