You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Did I show you my penis last night?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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