I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
third nipple confirmed
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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