She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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