I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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