I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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