If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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