I want to have your abortion
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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