and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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