I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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