But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
