Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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