i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
apparently the secret to your success is patron
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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