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Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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