"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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