well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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