i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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