just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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