it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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